4/27/10

get me to the church on time

[photo by robin proctor]
WEDDING SEASON is fast approaching! I've asked Queen Bee for her thoughts on bridal registries
CRATE & BARREL: Varying price points. Fun kitchen gadgets that will fill your junk drawers. 
WILLIAM SONOMA: Stepford wifey-ish. Projects to in-laws that your college tuition was well spent on an MRS degree. 
BARNEY’S: save for second marriage, but highly recommended for first marriage if parents have kiss-ass business associates that will spend. 
POTTERY BARN: the milk toast of registries. That is not to say that Queen Bee doesn't get a boner at the Pottery Barn outlet. 
BED, BATH, & BEYOND: honey, it’s not like your stocking up for your dorm room. Save the Bubble Spa Foot Bath for your Christmas list.
BLOOMINGDALES/MACY'S: Yes! You can return gifts for shoes and makeup. 
Hope this helps. 
xoxo, Q. B.
Queen Bee's Bridal Registry:
1. neoclassical french bed with ostrich feathers. 
2. This preppy pink/green tea cup and saucer have managed not to get chipped in over 250 years. 
3. The gilded beech and walnut Turkish bed belongs in Queen Bee's screening room. 
4. Parisian wall clock from 1747. 
[All are available for theft at The J. Paul Getty Museum.]