By Queen Bee
If Samantha, Charlotte, Carrie, and Miranda were chatting over mimosas in WeHo today, they would have looked up at this billboard and choked on their bellinis. How could The Sex and The City franchise rationalize this monstrosity? What was the objective besides inciting car accidents and eating disorders? Queen Bee fears there was a photo-shop erase-off between the stars. But here are other possible motives:
#1:Attract male audiences by making Sex and the City sequel look like a sci-fi Avatar-inspired femme-bot film.
#2:Convince Grey's Anatomy Fans that Izzie Stevens has replaced Kim Cattrall[see image below.]
Personally, I'd trade my Sex and the City ticket in to see Kim Cattrall fifteen pounds heavier and looking fifty in the upcoming Meet Monica Velour.
Queen Bee would like to leave you with this beauty tip: Hair should never be wider than face.
Queen Bee would like to leave you with this beauty tip: Hair should never be wider than face.
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